Ladies and Gentleman, I am a graduate. A fully fledged, inducted member of the highly educated classes, and boy it feels great.
A particularly spectacular moment of the day, mounting the stage and being congratulated by chancellor of the university, Sir Patrick Stewart. Holy sh*t I nearly died with excitement. He said "well done Lauren", I grinned like a Cheshire cat.
Apparel-wise, I'm wearing an Allsaints, dress (what did you expect?), Zara heels and carrying a vintage clutch.
It was simply the best day of my life, utterly AMAZING.